Steven is a novelist who has won 16 major awards and accolades, all given to him by himself on a rainy day, including a Pullet Surprise, in which he awarded himself two turkey sandwiches.

Steven wrote 4 novels, poorly, 60 really bad poems, and 4 short stories.

He is a composer and an oil painter.

On June 16th, 2022, he got

an award for hanging himself three times in a row in a classy hotel.

The links to my oil paintings have been removed.

Enjoy the novel!